On that fateful time of month my periods gave to me:
Twelve cups of tea
Eleven stained panties
Ten bars of chocolate
Nine types of snacks consumed
Eight angry tantrums
Seven sleepless nights
Six friends a-calling
Five days of pain
Four packs of pads
Three tantrums
Two stained bedsheets
and a huge load of dirty laundry
(sing along to the tune of ‘Twelve Days of Christmas’)